Roast Dinners in London

Loved: Pork belly was magnificent, gravy was proper gravy and some of the best roast potatoes ever.

Loathed: Myself. I was in a self-inflicted fragile, incapable state, and could barely eat. You can guess why. Oh and the Yorkshire pudding was brittle.

Loved: Meats were particularly good - juicy chicken supreme, great texture on pork leg and silky beef.

Loathed: Yorkshire pudding was just a huge mass of dried-out batter that had been sitting under a heat lamp for far too long.

Loved: Mostly the dog eat dog drama of getting a table, plus the yorkie was somewhat dry and cold.

Loathed: The roast potatoes were gold standard, the cauliflower cheese was notably cheesy. Piano player actually added vibes too.

Loved: 9 different vegetables - impressive effort and skill gone into the roast. Beef excellent and (limited) gravy thick.

Loathed: £80 and they still cannot roast potatoes properly. Yorkie dry and décor is a bit like Trump's gold lift.