About
I’m just some fat, ugly, northern tosser with an opinion larger than a decent Yorkshire pudding.
It has become my duty to find the best and worst roast dinners in London. I rate and review so you know where to go. And I review honestly. No paid fake shit blagger reviews. You may disagree with my opinion, horses for courses and all that. But it will be exactly what I think.
Almost every Sunday, I head out to a chosen pub, normally from my to-do list, often chosen at random, and enjoy a nice, fat roast dinner. Or sometimes a poncey, expensive gash of a roast dinner. By Monday, maybe Tuesday, the review is up and you can laugh/cry/enjoy/swear until your heart is content.
The to-do list is mostly made up of recommendations to me, a few from those “10 best roast dinners from restaurants that do not sponsor us at all, honestly” articles, and then some that have just followed me on Twitter – that kind of thing.
I’m trying not to add too many more as it is getting out of hand – as I write this, I am not far off 150 on my to-do list, and I can only review one a week.
If you want to get in touch, do feel free. Maybe you want to give me a recommendation, maybe you are a hot Spanish woman and want to go on a date. Maybe you just want to give me some good old abuse. Or send me a picture of your dick. Go for it – click here to e-mail me.
This is quite a boring about page, isn’t it?
Any comments?
By Chaz on November 24th, 2024 at 5:50 PM:
Hi Lord Gravy… they do a pretty decent spread in the Old Ship Inn in Hackney (Sylvester Path behind the Empire) – proper gravy boat with proper gravy..👍
By Lord Gravy on December 6th, 2024 at 10:51 AM:
The gravy does look decent…might go on my to-do list!
By Ben on August 1st, 2022 at 8:09 PM:
Hi Lord Gravy,
I’m back in the saddle as a Head Chef, after a very crazy period during lockdown.
What are your 10 do’s and don’ts for a roast dinner in London?
By Zac from San Diego on March 22nd, 2022 at 2:32 AM:
This is gold. Next time I’m in London I’m down for a cheeky pint, a shit roast, and pungent mushy peas. Cheerio.
By Lord Gravy on March 25th, 2022 at 7:45 PM:
Glad you enjoyed! Definitely let us know when you are around…roast on a Sunday or other half-assed British food on another day 😉
And hope the rest of your flight went better than mine…managed to spill vodka apple juice all over my crotch when I started to fall asleep.
By Samsamani on June 25th, 2018 at 10:23 AM:
you crack me up
By Lord Gravy on June 25th, 2018 at 7:56 PM:
Mwah x
By Ceri on December 20th, 2016 at 10:10 PM:
You’re back! Hurray! You must go to The Jugged Hare and Mac & Wild X